titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via pussy-flavored-ramen)

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via pussy-flavored-ramen)

(Source: leawrences, via iluminaughtyy)

cbwhatspoppin:

dvpeshitonly:

rihannadf:

The way she look at him

"Boy you need to know that I’m a two times five. Bye!"

Rih don’t be playing. Lol

(via kiddcreoleatl)

Timestamp: 1406811373

cbwhatspoppin:

dvpeshitonly:

rihannadf:

The way she look at him

"Boy you need to know that I’m a two times five. Bye!"

Rih don’t be playing. Lol

(via kiddcreoleatl)

bangbitch:

when you see a bitch who don’t like you…

(Source: mathurabashinii, via fuckyeahgracebaldwin)

Timestamp: 1406810400

bangbitch:

when you see a bitch who don’t like you…

(Source: mathurabashinii, via fuckyeahgracebaldwin)

fit-angel-riss:

flabofsteel:

alesusknowles:

icecream-eaterrr:

medusaexposed:

When I’m feeling my outfit

me evry weekend

Me seducing myself

Me when I see my food coming

I don’t remember this part of Cinderella

(Source: schwarzfee, via fuckyeahgracebaldwin)

Timestamp: 1406810264

fit-angel-riss:

flabofsteel:

alesusknowles:

icecream-eaterrr:

medusaexposed:

When I’m feeling my outfit

me evry weekend

Me seducing myself

Me when I see my food coming

I don’t remember this part of Cinderella

(Source: schwarzfee, via fuckyeahgracebaldwin)

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

(Source: khione, via thisparadiseishell)